bog–unicorn:

Andrew Wyeth, “Wolves” (detail)

bisexualseraphim:

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

chemsexholmes:

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

catherinebunnington:

nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev’s bank account

edg3ydaddies:

Making a lil collection

dragongirltitties:

girl help they are making me do my job at work

t00thpasteface:

t00thpasteface:

idk why people always use “fever dream” in a derogatory context because i’m still very sick and i just had the best dream ever. i was carrying a baby seal around and hand-feeding it spaghettios. it was so soft and it loved the spaghettios so much

who’s a hungy baby

sindri42:

fuckyoukatherineheigl:

the-insidious-dr-grey-matter:

Origami knight made from a single piece of paper with not cuts or tears.

Video of how it was done below

[looking at the photos]:  ‘yeah i could probably do something like that in about six sheets of paper. Maybe as few as four. One square is straight up impossible though, at least without cutting it.’

[watching the video]: …OH.

sailor-arashi:

toonstarterz:

I found out japanese fans are calling this the “american comic book-style marcille”

i’m WHEEZING LMAO

bdaemonis:

This is their dynamic to me. Middle aged dad with what is both his cat and his stubborn teenage daughter